I've got sand in all the wrong places / Lisa Scottoline & Francesca Serritella.
Lisa and Francesca are back with another collection of warm and witty stories that will strike a chord with every woman. This six book series is among the best reviewed humor books published today and has been compared to the late greats, Erma Bombeck and Nora Ephron. Delia Ephron said of the fifth book in the series, "Have a Nice Guilt Trip," "Lisa and Francesca, mother and daughter, bring you the laughter of their lives once again and better than ever. You will identify with these tales of guilt and fall in love with them and fierce (grand) Mother Mary." This seventh volume will not disappoint as it hits the humorous and poignant note that fans have come to expect from the beloved mother-daughter duo.
Record details
- ISBN: 9781250059956
- ISBN: 125005995X
- Physical Description: 306 pages : illustrations ; 22 cm
- Edition: First edition
- Publisher: New York : St. Martin's Press, 2016.
Content descriptions
- Formatted Contents Note:
- I've Got Sand in All the Wrong Places -- Lisa 1 -- Fighting Like... -- Francesca 6 -- Little Black Dress? -- Lisa 11 -- Ho Ho Ho -- Lisa 14 -- Not a Creature Was Stirring -- Lisa 17 -- Auld Lang Sayonara -- Francesca 21 -- Changing Tide -- Lisa 24 -- Love Match -- Lisa 27 -- SWF Seeking Tamiflu -- Francesca 31 -- With Apologies to Mother Mary -- Lisa 35 -- Storm Has Passed -- Lisa 39 -- Swipe Me Tender -- Francesca 43 -- Requiem for a Meal -- Lisa 46 -- People of Earth -- Lisa 50 -- Quitters Club -- Francesca 53 -- Spanked -- Lisa 57 -- Advice to a Young Tradeswoman, Written by an Old One -- Lisa 61 -- How Much Is a Tracksuit? -- Francesca 64 -- Doggie Dramz -- Lisa 68 -- Mommy's Day Out -- Francesca 72 -- Celebrity Crushed -- Lisa 76 -- This Is the Pits -- Lisa 83 -- Judge Doorman -- Francesca 87 -- Got Limes? -- Lisa 91 -- I Saw the Sign -- Lisa 95 -- Incident Report -- Francesca 99 -- Laugh at My Pain -- Francesca 104 -- It's Not About Me -- Lisa 113 -- Mother Mary Flunks Time Magazine -- Lisa 117 -- Barbarians at the Frontgate -- Lisa 121 -- Milestone or Millstone? -- Lisa 125 -- Topping the Leader Board -- Lisa 129 -- Upgrading the Macaroni Necklace -- Francesca 133 -- Amazing Disappearing Middle-Aged Woman -- Lisa 139 -- Bachelorette Bouncer -- Francesca 144 -- Tan, Don't Burn -- Lisa 148 -- Protect the Candle -- Lisa 151 -- Unhappy Madison -- Lisa 156 -- Breaking and Renter-ing -- Francesca 160 -- Spaghetti and Salad -- Lisa 165 -- Holiday FOMO -- Francesca 169 -- Game of Thrones -- Lisa 174 -- Facets of a Stone -- Francesca 177 -- This Call Is Being Monitored for Quality Assurance Purposes -- Lisa 184 -- A Thing of Beauty -- Francesca 187 -- Over Troubled Waters -- Lisa 193 -- Party Hearty -- Lisa 196 -- Rings of Love -- Francesca 200 -- Thanks for Asking! -- Lisa 204 -- Looking at My Garden -- Lisa 208 -- Pop Goes the Pill -- Lisa 212 -- Those Who Can't Date, Set Up -- Francesca 216 -- Empty Nesting for Experts -- Lisa 221 -- Empty Nesting for Experts, Part Two -- Lisa 225 -- Undefined -- Francesca 229 -- Everything Old Is Nude Again -- Lisa 233 -- Unofficial Wedding Party -- Francesca 237 -- My Brain Hurts -- Lisa 240 -- Mother Time -- Lisa 244 -- God Gave You Two -- Francesca 247 -- In the Soup -- Lisa 250 -- Look Out! There's a Feminist Behind You -- Francesca 255 -- Muted -- Lisa 259 -- AARP, or American Association of Retired Pets -- Lisa 265 -- They're Playing My Song -- Francesca 271 -- To Error Is Human -- Lisa 277 -- Conditional -- Lisa 281 -- Dog Must Love -- Francesca 288 -- Godmother -- Lisa 289 -- Friendship on the Flip Side -- Lisa 295 -- You Aren't What You Eat -- Lisa 300.
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| Norris Public Library | 818.6 Sco (Text) | 30254100580593 | Adult Nonfiction | Available | - |
| Avery County Morrison Public Library | NFIC 818 SCO (Text) | 31111002813267 | Adult Nonfiction | Available | - |
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